In a newSpider-Mancomparison shot between Insomniac’s first game and the upcoming sequel, we see Peter Parker clinging to the wall as he looks over New York City, no longer covered in smog. It’s vibrant, the sky brighter, with far more trees transforming the grey wasteland into a green oasis. But fans aren’t fussed about NYC, they’re all about Peter Parker’s dumptruck.
“The hips omg slayyyyy,” @tearatwt said. “The waist-to-ass ratio goes so crazy,” @kittischmitti replied.
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“Definitely looks like they leaned a little more into the ‘hero’ proportions for Spidey in this one, neat,” @mill_hunt said.
“I like my spidey in the thicc Olympics,” @CMarcuspool said.
As you’re able to see, NYCpops.But so does Peter. He’s got that Tom Holland behind-the-scenes look going. That’s one for those of you who are also terminally online. Basically, his ass is bigger, filling out the suit more, and it hasn’t gone unnoticed.
“Did Spider-Man’s ass get fatter or am I tripping,” @NewSalvage tweeted. “Bro came back from Symkaria different,” @FleurashDesign replied.
“Peter been working on them glutes,” @Batman_Beware said. “Makes up for his lack of19 inches,” @AngelSergeant replied.
“Is it just me or [did they] give him a fatter ass??” @Verski7 asked. “And thicker thighs,” @VonKujon replied. Guess we’re all thirsting for Peter, now.
Aside from the big elephant-sized dumpy in the room, we can also see how his suit has changed between the two games. The white logo on his back is shorter, the red on his suit is less orange and more pink-hued, the webbing is subtler, and, in general, he looks buffer.
He does indeed have thicker thighs, more bulging arms, and of course, the cake. Granted, he’s not the only one, as when Spider-Man 2099 came toFortnite,everyone lost it over how big his ass was. What’s it with Spider-people and dumptrucks?
“He got cake now,” @BlacksheepRex said. “Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon,” @SuperKnux64 said. “Why did Insomniac give Peter a bigger ass?” @Randsiron said. “Parker caked up for the sequel,” @coolaise21 said. “Why his ass so much fatter in 2?” @thisnotjaelen said.
Hopefully, swinging through New York won’t be too distracting what with all that cake, but hey, fans don’t seem to mind too much.
